Smart Ass

Hey! I may be the oldest one around here and I know I have the lowest seniority....but, by golly, I still have my self esteem to think of!



I mean, I let you call me names. I let you make fun of the glorious sound I make. But this is just too, too much!



And, my ears. They aren't huge! Your ears are tiny, almost insignificant. How do you hear anything with those pitiful little things?





So, to get my point across, let me reiterate. I am DONKEY, hear me bray! (Or bite, or whatever.)



Oh, geesh....the apologies of a hundred of my ancestors! Why didn't you tell me you were a horse? I would have understood completely if I'd known you weren't a smart ass.