Male Bonding ~ Illustrated

It's important --- when you're a guy --- to bond with your fellow man. This can be done in different and effective ways.

You can huddle together, eyes narrowed as you concentrate...as one of your team describes how best to remove a hook from a small-mouth bass. A small-mouth with a big-mouth when he swallowed the hook and the hook made itself half way through the digestive system before it lodged. It's important to hold your arm just so, as the fish bides it's time and waits for you to remove the hook. I wonder, do they hold their breath while doing this? (Oh, I mean the fish, not the guy.)



You must travel to the place of maximum male bonding quickly. Training your eyes not to watch the speedometer helps, so does massive quantities of diesel fuel. A speeding citation is just part of the cost of the male bonding experience.

It's essential to own an efficient and classy lodge for the night. Any guy can buy new but a real man finds a lodge for free and "updates" it. It should be appointed with the finest accessories, all necessary for upholding the bonding experience.







Watercraft are important when you're a guy. Necessary for bonding is a boat to carry fellow fisherguys, all intent on the Quest. The Quest is two-fold: #1 "limit out" and (more importantly) #2: capture the "record".







If this doesn't happen, you name your boat appropriately.