Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Male Bonding ~ Illustrated

It's important --- when you're a guy --- to bond with your fellow man. This can be done in different and effective ways.

You can huddle together, eyes narrowed as you one of your team describes how best to remove a hook from a small-mouth bass. A small-mouth with a big-mouth when he swallowed the hook and the hook made itself half way through the digestive system before it lodged. It's important to hold your arm just so, as the fish bides it's time and waits for you to remove the hook. I wonder, do they hold their breath while doing this? (Oh, I mean the fish, not the guy.)

You must travel to the place of maximum male bonding quickly. Training your eyes not to watch the speedometer helps, so does massive quantities of diesel fuel. A speeding citation is just part of the cost of the male bonding experience.

It's essential to own an efficient and classy lodge for the night. Any guy can buy new but a real man finds a lodge for free and "updates" it. It should be appointed with the finest accessories, all necessary for upholding the bonding experience.

Watercraft are important when you're a guy. Necessary for bonding is a boat to carry fellow fisherguys, all intent on the Quest. The Quest is two-fold: #1 "limit out" and (more importantly) #2: capture the "record".

If this doesn't happen, you name your boat appropriately.


penni Wednesday, September 30, 2009 1:30:00 PM  

So where are you getting these male bonding secrets? Who among the brotherhood has loosed his lips and spilled the beans?

the7msn Wednesday, September 30, 2009 3:41:00 PM  

A little perplexed about where the purple inner tube fits in to the male bonding experience. Are real men man enough to sit in a purple flotation device?

2Grandmas2 Wednesday, September 30, 2009 5:33:00 PM  

The purple tube is the REAL man's way to appease his lady. "But dear, I got this tube just knowing how much fun we could have together..."

Sandy ~~~ Thursday, October 01, 2009 9:15:00 AM  

Ahhh-ha 2Grandmas2 knows how the tube fits in, right? Keep the little lady happy and she'll let you spend more money on all the important bonding things. Besides purple looks best next to the lodge and the truck...and on the water behind the bass boat.

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