Tell Me It Ain't So!
Hey Pete!
Did you know yesterday was the last day of Summer? Did you know the warm days and rain showers that make the grass grow are toast? Did you know the serious weather will soon start...torrential downpours, snow piled high in the pasture and boring days spent in the barn sheltered from those blasted Chinook winds?
Do you hear me, Pete?
Huh?
I'm telling you...the weather is changing. Summer ended yesterday. It's Fall now. Then Winter comes. No more luscious, green grass. The end of balmy days munching your way around the pasture.
Winter will mean nasty soggy weather, muddy and icy footing, freezing, blowing snow, howling winds. Pete, you need to know about things like this.
I know, I know. I know you mean well, but...
So Pete, where are you going now?
Bad news makes me hungry.
1 comments:
I think he is saying kiss my uh, tail. Yeah, that is what he is saying...
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